Terms of Sale

The Sperm On The Egg is a trademark of Well Dunn Creations. Any use of the name and/or images, unless permission granted, may result in legal action. Do not attempt to copy as this may result in legal action.

Payment Processing
All payments are processed via PayPal. If you do not have a PayPal account, PayPal will still process your credit or debit card payment. If you have a PayPal account, but do not have a credit or debit card attached to PayPal as a back up, PayPal will process your payment as an eCheck. Any eCheck being processed can take 3 – 5 business days (longer if international) and your order will NOT be shipped until the funds are verified. Paying through a bank account is also considered an eCheck. You may also use your bank account as a form of payment, PayPal will process this transaction also as an eCheck. PayPal is a secured website. No credit card information is passed to us. PayPal processes everything and sends us the funds.  We do not see your credit cards or bank information.

All orders are processed and shipped ASAP, usually shipped out the next business day, excluding US holidays. All US domestic orders are shipped via Priority Mail through the United States Postal Service. Please allow for Priority Mail delivery about 3 – 5 business days after shipment. A tracking number will be e-mailed to you through PayPal. Your order will be considered "delivered" once there is delivery confirmation through the US Postal Service, please send special instructions if you DO NOT want your package left on your door step, otherwise some postal carriers may choose to do so and this is still considered "delivered". Also, we cannot guarantee shipping to some countries, and we reserve the right to refund in full any orders to countries we feel we cannot guarantee a safe delivery to…if you are concerned, please contact us for more information. Thank you!

You may choose to have your order shipped Express Mail through the United States Postal Service for a higher cost. This is usually delivered after shipment overnight to most locations in the US. We've seen it take 2 business days. International orders shipped Express Mail take about 5 – 7 business days, sometimes longer. Customs agents always handle express packages first, but they release them at their own speed.

All international orders, please allow up to 10 – 14 business days for your Priority Mail delivery or more. We have seen customs hold orders up to 4 weeks! Order early!!!!​ International orders are not tracked due to high shipping costs, unless you order Express Shipping!! Canada orders are also not tracked when choosing Standard Expedited Mail, you can have your order tracked for a higher cost if you choose Express, please allow 6 – 10 days for delivery or more. It is not a mailing issue, it is a customs issue!!!! Thank you.

UPDATE YOUR DELIVERY ADDRESS before clicking submit!!!!!​  PayPal holds old addresses for shipping, please update!!!

Return Policy
If you wish to return your purchase please contact us and we will work with you to your satisfaction.  No refunds will be issued after 30 days.  No refunds if items were taken out and used.  If your order was attempted delivery and being held at the post office an you fail to pick up your order within two weeks, the post office will return your order to us.  We will then automatically refund your order minus the shipping and handling.  Most refunds will be minus the shipping and handling.  We will always do our best to ship out ASAP.  Once the a delivery confirmation is verified the items are yours.  Loss of your items after verified confirmation are your responsibility.

Privacy Policy
Well Dunn Creations will not sell or distribute your e-mail address or any other personal information to anyone, ever! We will never contact you again unless you request it! We welcome photos, once you send us photos you are allowing us to use them on our website!!!